YoBeat’s The Art of the Craiglist Ride Share
Written by: Rockstar Energy Drink
We love YoBeat because they always put a fun spin on the snowboard industry. No need to be so serious, at the end of the day we’re all just sliding around on snow. #richpeopleproblems. YoBeat also seeks to edu-ma-cate the public. Here’s a very informative feature on using Craigslist to carpool to the mountains. The illustrations are on point too.
Not all of us snowboard scrubs have enough cash to afford our own wheels. Whether you want to blame yourself, Obama, or the lack of affordable jetpacks at your local Macy’s, we still have to find a way to satisfy the itch. As a seasoned veteran of the Craigslist rideshare, here are some tips on how to recognize a sketchy ride. Yes, these tips are based on my scariest Craigslist encounters.
SKETCHY SCENARIO 1: THE DRUGGIE
If you are reading an ad about someone who really wants snow, be weary, this is craigslist code for an illicit drug I dare not mention. Reconsider your ride if the user “M0nta1nof5now@hotmail.com” wants to meet you under the local sketchy bridge and inquires about you wearing a wire.
SKETCHY SCENARIO 2: THE PERVERT
If your ride does not want monetary compensation and the description reads something like: “No Money needed, Long arm reach is a must for an old fashioned, guy like me.” Ask yourself if your need to snowboard outweighs your moral issue with random sexual favors.
SKETCHY SCENARIO 3: THE LOOKING FOR A LESSON GUY
If the post is from a beginner who wants a free lesson in trade for a ride the answer is simple: is the person hot? Do not hesitate to ask for photos, you could have to spend an entire day with that beach ball!
If it’s a powder day: you know the saying, no friends on a powder day, especially ones who can’t tell the difference between a tail grab and a toe-strap. I suggest you agree to the ride and run for it as soon as you have your board in your hands. As for getting home, go to the mountain bar post-shred and hit on the easiest looking candidate. Again, ask yourself the same question posed in example 2.
SKETCHY SCENARIO 4: THE SHITTY TUNES GUY
If the ride to the mountain is longer than an hour and the person’s personal e-mail directly tells you that you are going to hate their music, avoid at all costs. Some Examples: “DaveMathewsMarymeplease@gmail.com,” “DUbsteponyourface@aol.com,” “Kornrows@hotmail.com,” “gonephishin@uvm.edu,” “LUVLIMPBIZkIT@webmail.com” “Bieberfever2012@yahoo.com” or my favorite “Hot4hoobastank@netgear.com”






























